Arnav's school test paper :
Q - Give Synonym of "Small"
Ans - Millimeter
Teacher gave a smiley and zero marks ... ;-)
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After a marriage party on seeing the return gift (nariyal and paan ka patta) -
Arnav - Koi bachcho ko aisa gift deta hai kya ???
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While leaving his Mausi alone at home....
Papa - Chalo door khula chod dete hai .. jholi baba mausi ko kha jayega ..
Arnav - Nai... (forcing to close the door).. ise lock karo.
Papa - Kyu kya hua .. tum mausi se pyar karte ho kya ?
Arnav - Nai .. bas thoda sa...
Papa - To jyada pyaar kisko karte ho??
Arnav - Mumma ke base se ... kyuki baby ko base pasand hai (singing)...
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On seeing "B" symbol in the Lift.
Arnav - Papa... yeh dekho "E" aur "3" likha hai.
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On returning from Arnav's Annual day, in the car with Papa and Mumma
Papa to Mumma - Arnav ki teacher bhi achcha dance kar rai thi.
Arnav (intervening in between) - Tum teacher ke papa ho kya ?
Papa - Nai to .. mai to tumhara papa hu.
Arnav - To tum mujhe dekho, teacher ko kyu dekh rae the.
